When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.
Another name for a person's tattoos.
"Check out the squid marks on that guy! That is some serious ink!"
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..
Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?
Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian
The act of having a big dick and fucking everything up In your way
I was at work when big squid face fucked a grinder