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Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usually the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice your Mother took two showers back to back. She must have found a brown bingo stamp.
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the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
Def. 1 The act of shitting on a persons chest, then stomping on it with a rubber boot, most likely a rain boot.
Def. 2 A large piece of artwork in Cleavland, Ohio.
Tom: Hey, what did you and Jenny do last night?
Bob: Well, I wanted to do anal, but she gave me the "Cleavland Rubber Stamp" instead.
Steak, steak, and more steak. All the stuff working people can't afford in mass quantities because the government is it paying for theirs :-)
Wow, that guy checkin' out in front of me is on a major food stamp diet!
A hickey, the original tramp stamp.
Jane realized too late that she should have stuck with a retro tramp stamp, as she was screaming in pain at the tattoo parlor.
A woman who has grown up in the trailer park as trashy classy. Even though she was raised to respect herself she has hit Rock bottom so hard that she gives her wet pussy away for food stamps.
Always go to church Sally so you don't end up like that Wet Stamp Tramp.
the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.
i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.