Whiningtime Station

A place or site, formerly enjoyable to visit, but has become completely obnoxious due to being filled with nothing but excessive and often barely-literate political whining.

I hate going on to Facebook, Twitter, or even Instagram anymore. It's Whiningtime Station all over. It's thoroughly annoying to hear people do nothing but complain. Hard to even find a joke or a cat picture anymore, just whine, whine, whine. Even Urbandictionary has turned in to Whiningtime Station, if you can believe that.

Gas Station Enema

Noun.) Priming a butthole for penetration by spirting in it and sucking the spit out.

"How was your date with Bri?"
"It was great! She gave me a Gas Station Enema and swallowed it!"