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When you girl shits on your dick and flips it with her tougue on your Dick( takes master to complete this skill)
You I'll call you back bae tossing the steak.
When u have sex with a female and cum inside of her on Saturday and she doesn’t clean her lady parts until Thursday, but she cleans it with your tongue.
Dude:“Yo Tyler how was that Thursday night steak last night”
Tyler: “Great! I’m still hard”
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The shocker but vanilla
Also the symbol commonly used by Dane Cook
Stephanie wants the fry cook to steak-fry her.
When you pig the fuck out on steak.
Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.
Steak from Jake's arm, (Jake from Statefarm)
I want some Steak from Jake's arm!
Dried jiz between the pages of a porno mag
I found a porno mag in the bushes but the pages were stuck together with paper steaks
A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!