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When you’re nearing your destination and all of a sudden you are stricken by the paralyzing feeling of what many refer to as “tummy tremors” or “the calm before the storm.” At this time, the sufferer must clinch his/her butt cheeks together to refrain from soiling their favorite pants. This clinching of the cheeks causes the buildup of condensation on the poor soul’s butt. This condensation is referred to many, if not all as, “the dook sweats.”
I look like I sat in a puddle of water because I got a bad case of the dook sweats.
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A game played by cats where they bat at loose strings from sweat pants. Often known to catch owners off guard, especially if swiped in a sensitive area. This game is most often played by Ralph Drabble and his cat, Oogie.
Ralph: (not realizing he's left his pants open) It's a great day for a jog.
Oogie: (pounces and lands on Ralph's crotch) Meow!
Ralph: YEOW! That dang cat! This isn't supposed to be a game of sweat bat.
June: I told you, Ralph, tie those sweatpants shut!
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An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
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Sweat tuna can be used to replace such phrases like
No worries
No problem
Yea for sure
Nat and mot were out bush and Nat asked mot
What he thought of the serenity
Mot replies " it's bloody sweat tuna "
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The emotion felt when you walking along and someone with really sweaty arms brushes past any part of your skin
usually happens on a hot day and the result is you feel like screaming and shouting at the dude who may have done it accidently but you don't care - cos it was gross.
Plus you don't feel like wiping it with your hands or shirt... cos then you would just be spreading the sweat somewhere else.
It was a hot day and Lucy was on the bus holding to the handle when an overweight sweaty gentlemen came onto the bus. he tried to edge past Lucy but due to the nature of his size, brushed her arm as he went past. Hence lucy got a nice healthy portion of sweat all over her arms, and a sweat cringe ensued.
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A noob who plays Pokemon but uses nothing but legendaries during PVP battles. You can easily spot one of these noobs because they're the only amateurs who use legendaries during PVP battles. They also tend to use hacked shiny legendaries at an attempt to look "cool" or "badass" during battles.
Dude: "Time to relax and get a few matches in". "Let's see what sort of battle we can find". "Oh cool I found a match, I can't to see what type of Pokemon team this player has".
Noob: *Sends out shiny Reshiram
Dude: "Damn it, another Pokemon sweat with their hacked trash". "I'm not even going to waste my time with this noob". *leaves match
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The Non-white variation of Jungle Fever.
i.e, a black person or other non-white race dating exclusively white people
Well in her defense, Jarrod has Settler Sweats just as bad
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