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rare syndrome involving dramatic color changes of the scrotal sac from red to white to blue in any order. can be provoked by cold - or by exposure to reruns of Everyone Loves Raymond.
I was really concerned because my balls kept changing color but my doctor told me not to worry. I just have Raynard's Syndrome. He said I should keep my sac warm and protect it from Ray Romano.
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When someone thinks anything mainstream or popular sucks, regardless of the quality.
Dude, you hate The Beatles? Jesus, that's one bad case of Indie Syndrome.
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When your leg feels like its vibrating like you got a text. Or a call, when in reality you didn't.
Mostly happens when you want to talk to someone but they wont reply back, So you keep thinking your phone is going off.
Ex: Jimmy waits for his Jan to text him back saying she will go out with him. Jimmy has contracted textless syndrome
2 hours later Jimmy gets his answer after checking his phone 8k times. Looks like its just his hand tonight.
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To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.
Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome
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Any time a popular character with a large fanbase is put in a film, but is not treated in a manner deserving of his/her status among fans. This is especially heinous when the character's appearence was one of the main hooks attracting people to see the film. So named after Venom's lackluster role in Spider-Man 3 despite his enourmous popularity and status as Spider-Man's greatest rival.
I thought the Cyborg Ninja would have played a bigger role in the Metal Gear Solid movie, but it looks like it was another case of Venom Syndrome.
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An inexplicable attraction to girls under the legal age of consent.
Bro, all of the girls that I thought were fucking hot are all 16 years old.
Looks like you're suffering from Stephen's Syndrome
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An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
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