A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.
- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?
- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.
Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.
My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting
Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time
Your a taint eater
The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there
The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.
It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.