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My niece is a huge car girl and she wanted me to bring my famous car tarts to her birthday party!
A horny milf, that has a gunt, and is trying to score drugs or cock, or both.
Oh my shit, that Tart-Muffin is relentless, she won't lea e those poor guys alone! Fuck8ng Tart-muffin!
Big Fart Poop Eats Tarts! when a fat guy eats tarts and farts and you lick the fart cloud.
My Fat friend loves to Lick The Tarts turds
The lover of an arctic animal,who is known for his pulsating member.His spreads his seed all over the arctic circle,the ice melts in penetration!The "Penguin Tart" uses common phrases to capture the attention of his biatches,not by using the more popular method of a mating call,but by rubbing actions and nipple tassles.
Penguin 1:"Im lonely"
Penguin Tart:*Rubs flippers*..."HUBBA HUBBA"
*swishing of the nipple tassles*
.....HENCE SEX.......
Polar Bear Slut:"Dont be such a jew man."
Cold hearted, sloppy excuse for a nice person
Shit he is so custard tarted isn't he?
Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.
'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'