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tech years

measuring time in comparison to the life of technology to age where 1 year pretty much makes it obsolite

Guy 1:Man my iphone 3g is still good, i've had since it came out
Guy 2:Yeah but it's time to get an upgrade... 1 year?! that and eternity in tech years

by qwertyqwert2 March 17, 2011

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virginia tech

The only reason people know/care/give a shit about this place is because of the shooting.

Virginia Tech would have zero importance if there was no killing taking place.

by The above statement is true. September 21, 2007

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virginia tech

A school where a mass murder occured. 33 people are dead after a gun man shot and killed students and teachers.

John- hey are you going to virginia tech next year?
Jim- Fuck no, Im not trying to get killed.

by asshole1 April 17, 2007

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virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.

I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!

by Charlie Rules December 11, 2004

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Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at

Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow

by plop plop November 18, 2006

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louisiana tech

A Tier 1 University, whose students comprise of Nerds or Rednecks. The University itself is in need of a remodeling after standing for over 100 years, but that's to be expected. It is relatively small for its high ranking in education, and surprisingly cheap. In 2016 the school was unfortunately desecrated by individuals of racist beliefs, a sad act correlating to the demographic beliefs of the surrounding populous. The students there are either really smart and hard working who will leave with a Science, Engineering, or Education degree, or those who will get a degree relating to sports and alcohol, that is easy to achieve. Overall, Louisiana Tech is a great school, but be weary of the beliefs of the locals in correlation to your background.

Individual 1: "I'm going to Louisiana Tech, it's cheaper to go there then all of our in-state colleges, and offers a higher education"
Individual 2: "You mean a community college for rednecks, you idiot."
(Years later)

Individual 2: "long time, no see. How have you been ever since you went to that red neck community college?"
Individual 1:" Well I have an engineering degree, make 6 figures a year, nearly paid off my loans, and for the record 'Tech' is short for Polytechnic, not Technical, so no its not a community college, and a good bit of the students are red neck, but the education is anything but ."
Individual 2:" What? I got an Engineering degree too, but I don't make that much and I still have tons of loans."
Individual 1:"Well you should have gone to one of the best engineering universities in the country, like me."

by i318legion April 9, 2016

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Tech disabled

State of someone who, on a temporary or permanent basis, has lost access to a modern means of communication.

I lost my mobile phone and my laptop, I'm tech disabled.

I'm planning a trip to the Gobi Desert, but I will be tech disabled there.

by Epsylon April 15, 2010

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