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When all of a sudden a girl says something that makes you immediately stop being attracted to her. To make matters worse then you realise what horrible teeth she has.
She said she likes rollerskating and then I saw her teeth.
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Children need to brush them teeth 3 times if they eat candy or junk food
Mom: Did you eat any candy today?
Child: Yes .....
Mom: Well go brush dem teeth 3 times
What a man says when he has made a woman orgasm so hard that her teeth profusely vibrate making audibe tones !!!
I fucked her so hard I made her teeth clack!! (In Deep or Jersey male voice)
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someone who's teeth are rotten and black, TWOKS are cars that are stolen
hence a persons rotten teeth look like burnt and destroyed cars
"you've got teeth like burnt out TWOKS"
"your girtlfriends got teeth like burnt out twoks"
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1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.
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A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
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September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.
Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!
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