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A male in their early twenties to late thirties who is thus technically an adult but has the mentality of a ten-year-old boy. Rather than being a productive member of society, i.e. seeking employment and paying taxes, he chooses to live with his parents, sit on his ass, play video games, and talk shit on the internet. He thinks people who slave away at jobs they hate all day are fools, but, in fact, when his parents either die or kick his sorry ass into the street and he realizes he has the survival skills of a disfigured newborn baby bird, he'll see the joke is on him.
Also known as a 30-Year-Old Boy.
Productive member of society: Why don't you grow up and move out of your parents' house?
Ten-Year-Old Man: Because I don't have to and I know how good I have it. You shouldn't have moved out, dummy-head!
Productive member of society: Right, enjoy having to be quiet after 10pm and asking for gas money to drive to the mall and drool over girls who are by now half your age.
Ten-Year-Old Man: I don't know what my problem is with girls.
Productive member of society: Gee, let me think, oh maybe it's because you're a 25-year-old man who still lives at home.
Ten-Year-Old Man: What's wrong with that? I save money that way.
Productive member of society: Girls want someone who can actually provide for himself, not someone who's too scared to leave the nest. Also, if the opportunity to have sex DID present itself, they don't want to have it on your parents' couch.
Ten-Year-Old Man: How do you do dishes?
Productive member of society: What do you mean, don't you do dishes at home?
Ten-Year-Old Man: No, my mom does them.
Productive member of society: Your mom? Aren't you like 30 years old? No wonder nobody likes you.
Ten-Year-Old Man: Oh yeah, log on to World of Warcraft and say that shit!
Productive member of society: Whatever, loser.
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A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.
Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.
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usually seen playing video games(if seen) and talking about something of this matter at all times. really funny, can be a party pooper at times, but thats okay since he usually has lots of friends that love him for his tsj-ness.
ps. LAGS ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME.
"Hey has anyone seen Ten Sac Josh?"
"He's probably playing Diablo"
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A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
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rhyming slang for having the sh#ts! or an upset stomach.
"Oh my god mate that fart reeks!"
"well what do you expect ive had the ten bob bits!"
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get out of here, do it faster, go do what ever you have to do.
girlfriend: lets go out tonight,it's been months since we were out!
boyfriend: go ahead give gas = yallah tni gas.
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A perfect man/woman whom was a 10/10...but has ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoos which instantly turn them into a 2/10.
Kyle: "Dude! Check out that chick over there! She's PERFECT!"
Chad: "You're right, Kyle! She's a perfect 10 out of 10...oh, wait...she has a tattoo which I didn't see...she is now a tatt-two out of ten."
Kyle: "Curses! I didn't see that ugly, useless and/or idiotic tattoo! You're right, Chad...the most she could ever be now is a tatt-two out of 10. Such a waste of pure perfection."
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