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Bro I have such a panda dick
Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
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Circular pattern of chest hair around the nipples on a dark-haired white guy. Usually when the chest hair is only around the nipples. Named for the way it resembles a panda's dark eyespots on a white background.
The first time I saw Will Clark topless, all I could think was "Jaysus, he's got some serious panda nipples!"
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When a man ejaculates on a black woman's face, thus creating a panda face.
I panda faced that bitch last night son.
Song: Come on wit dat panda face,
come come come on wit dat panda face
I skeet skeet on dat black girls face,
now now shes got that panda face.
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Pretty much the same thing as a jerk, but with the word panda added to make it more offensive.
Candice: Man, Ryan took the rest of the cheese crackers.
Kristen: Wow, what a panda jerk.
Ryan:*offended* Wha-
*everybody throws bamboo at him*
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1. noun: Interracial sex
2: adjective: When two virgins have no idea how to fuck
Ashton: "Doooood look at this PornHub video!"
Matt: "Damn, are these guys having Panda Sex? Their 69 is just flopping on their bellies!"
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A large presence of law enforcement vehicles. A Panda Parade is often observed on the news when a feckless individual decides that he can evade the police after commission of a crime. This event was popularized by OJ Simpson in 1995 with a slow-speed chase and has subsequently been imitated by many unimaginative and/or inept law breakers.
I switched channels to a rerun of Leave It to Beaver because every major channel on TV was airing the latest Panda Parade.
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A shortcut for referring to the time pre-covid19 pandemic. Probably offensive, because it kind of makes a sort of happy sounding phrase when millions died, the economy crashed, etc. Use cautiously.
The last time I drank a beer in a bar was around a month pre-panda.
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