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Crab Hammer

The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.

Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!

by Ultad January 7, 2008

22๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


reverse crab

while having sex, both partners are on all fours, belly up, and join sphincters so the male may shit in the female's anus or vagina, or the male may use a partially excreted fecal phalus in place of his penis.

I pulled out and turd fucked her with a reverse crab.

by vuducat December 15, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boston Crab

When one is performing coitus on a pregnant female from the rear, one tapes knives to his hands while the female isn't looking. Then one flips the female on her back and using his "knife hands" proceeds to rip the baby out of her. The man is now cover in blood and has rudimentary claws and is presumably in Boston, well not really.

A coked up midget told Josh Landes all about the Boston Crab.

by The Percher November 17, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crab Ladder

A beard that extends down past the pubic hair region.

That guy's Crab Ladder is coming along nicely!

by SnowyIVu March 29, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


bosten crab

throwing someone to the ground, then head butting them in the crotch.

aww shit billy just bosten crabed joe

by Cody "jebus" G. December 17, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž