The act of binding a persons hands and feet or until the person is totally restrained, then a crab or any other crustacean with pincers is inserted into the pants (crochial region) and is let loose, preferably angrily, after this is done there must be punching of the croch which induces pain (sometimes pleasure) and also increased anger to the crustacean.
Billy wouldn't give me my damn tree fiddy so we decided to give him a good ol' fashion crab hammer!
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The way you look and feel after a big night.
I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.
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while having sex, both partners are on all fours, belly up, and join sphincters so the male may shit in the female's anus or vagina, or the male may use a partially excreted fecal phalus in place of his penis.
I pulled out and turd fucked her with a reverse crab.
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When one is performing coitus on a pregnant female from the rear, one tapes knives to his hands while the female isn't looking. Then one flips the female on her back and using his "knife hands" proceeds to rip the baby out of her. The man is now cover in blood and has rudimentary claws and is presumably in Boston, well not really.
A coked up midget told Josh Landes all about the Boston Crab.
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A beard that extends down past the pubic hair region.
That guy's Crab Ladder is coming along nicely!
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throwing someone to the ground, then head butting them in the crotch.
aww shit billy just bosten crabed joe
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Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.
"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."
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