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On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
A kook of the day is a kook (a person who thinks or says they can surf but can’t) who does something extremely kooky or embarrassing.
Did you see Sara wipe out on that wave? She was the kook of the day for sure.
This means you celebrate this specific person with this name. You make there day
Happy Angelica Day, Angelica! Have a good one !
Gog Day - is a day to celebrate the God of Gorilla(s) (Gog). On this day people are obliged to post a tenor gif of a monkey with the caption of, “Gog” on social media platforms, this day takes on the day of December 21st.
Josh: Hey, you know it’s Gog day right? I haven’t seen you post anything on twitter or reddit yet!
Derick: Oh! It is? I better get right to it!
A day stallion occurs when a person is forced awake by laughter as a result of a hilarious situation unfolding in their dream. It is the exact opposite of a nightmare. Can occur during night or day, provided subject is sleeping.
*wakes laughing* Oh my god. I just had the most vivid day stallion!
When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.
Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.
A holiday on June 18, 2018 meant to remember the death of our lord and savior Jahseh Dwayne Onfroy (AKA Jah)
Mike: Hey Steve, do you know what the date is?
Steve: It's Jah Day of course!