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An internet website where ugly loser guys who get dumped by totally hot girls can post as many sex videos and naked pictures of their ex girlfriend for revenge as much as they want.
Guy 1: Dude! I just posted all of my ex gf's naked pics on my ex gf.com! Revenge is SWEET!
Guy #2: ...You are SUCH a loser. No wonder she dumped your ugly ass.
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The ex-husband of your current wife and the father of your step-child. He usually acts like he is one of your best friends since you are now sleeping with the woman he didn't want and raising the kids he didn't seem to have time for when he was married to her. The ex-husband -in-law nomenclature does not apply to the man left behind from a failed marriage caused by an adulturous woman.
My ex-husband in-law came over to pick up my step-daughter and I just about couldn't get him to leave the house. He kept wanting to talk about the game, or the race, or tell me about his new girlfriend. I swear, he tries to act like I'm one of his best friends.
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a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.
Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!
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Another term for the defeated ex-President, Donald Trump. Like a crazy ex who cannot handle rejection, he keeps talking about it, blaming others and stirring up trouble. The term was coined by Michael Fanone, the DC cop who was nearly killed by the violent mob at the Capitol January 6.
Diaper Donald Trump has earned the title, 'America's Crazy Ex' for incessantly attacking those who rejected him in the 2020 Presidential Election. The DOJ needs to place a retraining order on this lunatic.
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This day takes place in 4 October you have to say a sentence to your ex girlfriend or boyfrind and it must be nice it must be in real life
Ellie:oh no it’s national ex day
Samantha:exciting
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Latin phrase meaning "providential intervention." Literally translated as "god from machine."
A deus ex machina servabar.
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An ex from hell is an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that is completely insane. They typically try to contact you constantly, and do NOT want to see you happy in a relationship. They will likely do whatever it takes to ruin your relationships, especially when they realize that your new love is significantly better than them.
In most cases, an ex from hell is a girl. She's usually an ugly bitch who feels threatened by your beautiful, smart new girlfriend.
Guy: Ew. WTF?
Girlfriend: Who texted you?
Guy: That ugly skank Sydney, she wants to have sex with me and has no respect for our relationship.
Girlfriend: Ugh, what an ex from hell.
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