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Jeff Dunham-ing

When a person fists someone so deeply he or she is like a puppet on their arm.

"Dude, my girlfriend fisted me so hard last night, I felt like a Jeff Dunham hand puppet."

"wtf Dakota..."

fist fisting jeff dunham funny Jeff Dunham-ing jeff dunhaming

by Swag Chair May 20, 2014


My name Jeff

Best Meme, you say My name Jeff whenever you're introducing yourself to anyone.

Someone: Hey, What's your name?
Me: My name Jeff! Rawr XD

by Slavesta April 27, 2018

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Jeff Daniels' Special

After pigging out on Chinese Buffets and Fast Food, a Jeff Daniels' Special is the intense bowl evacuation you experience at the end of the day. It is a Dumb and Dumber Reference.

Dude, I pigged out all day on bad food and was subsequently punished with a ripe Jeff Daniels' Special.

by Jeremy Cutlip May 11, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jeff Hardy

Became successful once again by giving up drugs, stopping his artistic gimmick / ''lifestyle'' and by getting into bodybuilding / eatting very, very clean. His new found creativity began to show up in his work ethic, opposed to his, imagination.

Chris: Jeff, get off the drugs, would you?!

Jeff Hardy: What drugs... haven't cha read Thompson? How about any other great writers?

Chris: Those were the downfalls of these people. Quit downfalling because you're worried about what might happen. You're going to have waaaaaaaay too many health problems when you get older, and a very small bank account.That isn't going to make you a profound philosopher, artist, of born again Christian. Just a jackass! Get your shit together!

by The Future is not now, but in. November 8, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


touchdown jeff

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.

guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.

by fatassler34 February 7, 2010

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Matt and Jeff Hardy

(Known as The Hardys, Hardy Boyz, or Team Xtreme) are a professional wrestling tag team, consisting of real-life brothers Matt and Jeff Hardy. They are both currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), and are part of the Immortal stable. They are best known for their time in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), later renamed World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). In 2000, they were involved in feuds with Edge and Christian and the Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) in many ladder matches and TLC matches.

Twist of Fate / Twist of Hate (TNA) by Matt followed by a Swanton Bomb by Jeff

Matt and Jeff Hardy.. The hardy boyz kick ass!

by matt and jeff hardy June 2, 2011

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jazzy jeff

1. will smith's best friend in fresh prince of bell air
2. to ejaculate
3. some one who's the shit

You think you're jazzy jeff don't you? How about I jazzy jeff in yo mouth?

by BAG-HEAD! August 9, 2006

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