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A mysterious name which appeares in Mad Magazine in odd placesrecuring
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1. A select brand of soda distributed by Albertsons Grocery chain stores. They are made in both 12 ounce cans and 2 liter bottles. They are made in all of the same flavors that are currently distributed by larger cola companies. Until recent years it was believed that all flavors could be found in both 12 ounce and 2 liter version. But due to recent studies, we have come to the conclusion that only exclusive flavors are distributed via 2 liter bottle. They are half the price of name brand cola. But, despite the reduced price it has been scientifically proven that they are filled with exactly twice the awesome.
1. Get your quarters, we're getting Max Cola.
2. Max Cola is almost as exclusive as Voss Water.
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The kool kids klub phaggot mascot who turns down hawt ass when it chases him.
Max: The hawt blonde with that tight ass bit my neck and grabbed my caulk bro. I had to ran away from her around the bar while she chased me. Conclusion: I only like hermaphrodites, so unless s/he can show me some dick it's a big turn off! --Max Gay
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One of the greatest musicians of the 2000's.Lead singer of the band Say Anything and plays everything for the band except for the drums. His lyrics are blunt and true and you cant help but love them.
Max Bemis is a genius!
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don’t know anything about him except that his fiancée unfollowed him in the middle of filming a biopic movie about a pastor in a church whose intention of the film is to help people. god bless.
person 1: i’m going to marry them for fame
person 2: you are being such a max ehrich
this is the term given to a masturbation session that is needed during working hours and often takes part in the toilets of the premises that you work within.
where is Maxime?
oh, he popped into the toilets for an emergency max!
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One’s absolute strength to be able to lift for a single repetition during any exercise within the gym. Any warmups or stretching prior to attempting a “true max” voids the integrity of the lift.
Sup bro, I just benched a PR of 315!
That’s cool and all, but was that your true max?