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A term used for a promiscuous, overweight woman.
Damn, sounds like a loose moose just walked into the Sizzler.
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A moose that is approximately 50cm high, has wings and behaves like an owl. They live in forrests on the northern hemisphere and is known for the sound they make when they catch their prey: "khaaaa". The moose-owl sometimes catches prey as large as cows and always proceeds to fly towards the sunset carrying the prey. They are very stealthy and always attacks the prey from behind.
Farmer: The Moose-owls have taken nearly 15 of my finest cows, this has to stop!
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Everything describing Sarah Palin all rolled into one word!
Sara Palin is a moose gun.
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Swedish slang for a semi erection.
"I can't get out of bed just yet bro, i've got a bit of a moose bonger. Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day... Maggie Thatcher naked on a cold day...."
"I got a moose bonger in church earlier, it was embarrasing to the fullest extent"
"I could have shagged her, but I was so pissed I only managed a moose bonger!"
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When you encounter an intoxicated moose.
So I was walking down the street yesterday when I loose moosed
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