Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook

Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)

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Phantom click

When your phones on vibrate bur when you type you still hear the clicking your phone makes.

I was typing on my phone and it was muted but I could still hear the Phantom clicking.

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Phantom Friend

More of an acquaintance. Most happen to be egocentric people.
They either

1) Share goodtimes with you, but when things get tough, they suddenly disappear.

Or

2) Are like a gold digger, but for the joy of having a friend instead of money. They are only a friend to benefit themselves. Once they've had their fill, they disappear until they repeat the process with another and feel lonely again.

Turns out they were just a phantom friend. After the fun ended, she just disappeared.

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phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

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Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.

P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.

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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.

Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*

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danny phantom

another word for "fag"

-Dude, did you see that guy over there?
-Yea, he's a Danny Phantom.

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