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When you fuck a girl for the first time and the condom gets a bit bloody, so you take it off and smack her in the face with it.
Girl: “wow having sex really feels good i sure do hope nobody slaps me across the face with the condom”
Boy: “Thats the un-virgin mary right there. Now imma whip you fatass”
You better un shart that sharted shart that you sharted with your dirty sharter.
Un-ball'd (uhn-bawled), verb, to remove one's balls in a manner which is usually not voluntary.
"Hey what happened to your cat?" "Oh, he just got Un-ball'd yesterday"
A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
Expression Française signifiant arrêter une relation lorsque l’autre personne en face ne fait pas d’effort.
-personne 1: Hey, comment ça se passe avec ta copine?
-personne 2: Elle ne fait aucun effort dans notre relation, je pense que je vais faire une Elisio…
French word for "tile". Used as a shout before throwing an object.
Originate from a video that went viral on the french internet of a man saying "une tuile" before throwing a tile in a hole filled with water and then going "yeah"
> this hole filled with water sure looks like it needs a tile thrown on it.
> UNE TUILE
*tile hits the water*
> YEAH
This is when a female that you know or in your life that is extremely bitchy and mean like she’s always on her period but for one month out of the year she is extremely nice to you and is completely a different person. But when that month ends she goes back to being a bitch
Christian: Yo dude so what’s up with your mom
Ayden: Dude she’s finally on her un-period this month because it’s her birthday month
Christian: damn bro that’s lit my sister is currently on her un-period as well she’s hella nice to me
Ayden: aye bro that’s fucking lit
Christian: yeah fucking tell me about it