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Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

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Urban Dictionary

All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.

A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets β„’
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended Β©

by Vampsβ„’ January 23, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

Some lousy website I never spent time on...

Why are you even searching Urban Dictionary . LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN!!!!

by Agent V12 March 14, 2017

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Urban Dictionary

an epic website/app which you are currently on. Abbreviated ud.

I'm going to look up that word on urban dictionary.

by Meepster April 6, 2015

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Urban Dictionary

shitty ass dictionary run by a bunch of racist douche bags, trying to say "urban" people talk different from "normal" people.

1st cat: yo that area is very "urban" better bring your kevlar vest

2nd cat: nah forget that, read up on the Urban Dictionary so you know how to talk to them cats

by UrbanΒ Dictionary January 9, 2009

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Urban Dictionary

You know you have way too much free time when you search Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is the bomb-diggity

by Pakidz December 8, 2006

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Urban Dictionary

A dictionary you will actually enjoy reading.

Guy1: Im going to read the Urban Dictionary
Guy2: Why in the hell would you read a dictionary?
*Guy1 goes to UrbanDictionary.com and looks up Chuck Norris*
Guy2: Now I get it

by mr.ipod February 3, 2009

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