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not unlike a kindergoth but generally younger than 14. A baby bat is even less likely to know anything about gothic subculture, and soley dresses the part to scare little old ladies and rebell against her parents, who, in reality don't really care.
A baby bat will almost always grow out of the phase; he/she has no intention of making any other statement than to shock people.
Awwwwwww... look at that cute baby bat!
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n: a implement used in that most booring of sports, cricket. Also perhaps the best cure for depression/anxiety/stress/insomnia/annoying siblings/tax collectors/salesmen money can buy (exept perhaps alcohol). To operate: hold the bat by the thin end (or handle) and then administer a sharp blow to the head with the large flat end, repeat if necissary until your vision becomes blurred/dissapears entirely.
would you be interested in buying....oooow
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The official bat of Major League Baseball.
The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.
I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King
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The amazing sensation of finding a bat in your garden. The bat doesn't have to attack you for this to be a bat salad, but you must be scared in some way to fall in your lettuce and to your neighbors it looks like you're making a big salad on the ground and they'll ask you what you're doing and all you can say is, "BAT SALAD! BAT SALAD!"
Look hunny, that stupid son of a bitch is making another bat salad. You think he'd get falcons to keep the bats away.
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and very strange bat like owl like creature that eats hu,man bones after sucking the flesh off the body with it's anus, invented by three piss ass drunk guys sitting on a bench near colten's house
holy shit the owl bat is coming! w00t@nat!0n$
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a baseball bat is a dick that starts out small in width and then gets bigger in width when is gets closer to the end, giving it the look of a baseball bat.
pimp: so wheres my money hoe?
hooker: this is all i got
pimp: thats it? im gonna slap you with my baseball bat bitch!
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A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.
You think he's gay?
He's as queer as a football-bat.
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