goldie lookin chain

glc legennddds best rap group ever, theyz safe as fuck,
"adam hussein, bring me a cup of tea, and an ounce of columbian home grown" - NAN JAM

take ya mother to the doctor coz her front bums wrecked ya know why? your mother got a penis. . .

awesome man , GLC were safe as fucckkk last night, they say safe as, we say fuck!

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off da chain

synonym for krunk, live, exciting

"Did you go to Club Platinum last night?"
"HELL YEAH, IT WAS OFF DA CHAIN!!"

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pulling my chain

Somthing or someone who is bullshitting you into doing or thinking somothing. Lying to you

Grandson: "i went to church last sunday grandpa "
Grandpa: " i didnt see you there are you pulling my chain!

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pussy on the chain wax

Putting the “pussy on the chain wax” was initially popularized by Key and Peele, and yada, yada… Look. There are some rumors that the phrased preexisted the famous comedic sketch of the two comics, but if we were to seriously argue if that’s true and where it came from, we would be putting the pussy on the chain wax.

The definition of the phrase actually comes later on through the bit itself, when Keegan Michael Key describes how he lost his job and his girlfriend left him that day, and all he wants is to have some fun, which he pursues through repeating the phrase “put the pussy on the chain wax” again and again, trying, as correctly Jordan Peele concludes just prior to, make a “thing” happen, which is of course to popularize a phrase by putting it out there and let it “conjure” a meaning by the means of crowd sourcing alone.

Thus, after that fine piece of comedic work that caustically criticizes how some of the most popular, non sensical phrases of our time are made, and how, if you try to test them through logic the only thing you going to achieve is to kill the good mood of a whole group of people who are having fun and connect through humor, based on the experience of collaboration, the only fitting definition for the phrase seems to be exactly that. Simply put, “Put the pussy on the chain wax” means doing something counterproductive that will lead others into loss of sympathy/respect/trust/bonding/reliance on your person.

-How did Keegan Michael Key lost his job and his girlfriend at the same day in that one Key and Peele sketch?
-Men, he kept putting the pussy on the chain wax all day long…

-Really? Oh, man… Wait… What does that mean?

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Putting pussy on the chain

When you force a girl to marry you, then instead of wedding bells at the wedding you hear whips and chains. You then chain the bride naked to a cross and sexually whip the shit out of her, followed by a projectile cum-shot to her left eye.

Tomorrow I'm going to be putting pussy on the chain with that bitch from Walmart

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Rock My Chain

Fetty Wap's way of saying a chick wants his dick.

Yo, I met this chick in a club who wanted to rock my chain.

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the chain of screaming

A Theory Made up by Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother) that there is a chain/cycle of screaming in which one (original screamer) yells at someone else, that person yells at another and another, so on and so forth. This chain/cycle will eventually lead back to the original screamer, ending the Chain of Screaming. AKA The Circle of Screaming or The Pyramid of Screaming.

Arthur’s boss’s boss screams at Arthur’s boss, Arthur’s boss screams at Arthur, Arthur screams at Marshall, Marshall goes home and screams at his wife, Lily,Lily (a kindergarten teacher) screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class (hmm, let’s say Mary), and then Mary goes home and screams at her dad, Arthur’s boss’s boss, thus ending The Chain of Screaming.

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