Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

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Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.

Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"

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eat and beat

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".

Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.

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eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

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Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

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Eat it and yeet it

When you feel hungry, but doing so will cause you to vomit. Often during illness or hangovers.

Dude, those chicken strips look good, but I’ll just eat it and yeet it.

eat it and yeet it

The action of eating and then making yourself throw up

Chris: “Hey, did you hear that Vera went to eating disorder rehab?”

Jamie: “oh yeah dude i heard, she would always choose to eat it and yeet it so i saw it coming”