Greek soup

A collection of as many Greek letters as possible in a mathematical thesis, intended to give the reader a firm impression of the author being smart, rather than conveying the same information in a more meaningful way. The Greek soup is often found in LaTeX generated pdfs using the Computer Modern typeface.

Oh my, what a beautiful Greek soup! That person must be really clever.

Greek Evening

When you and a group of friends participate in heavy drinking and/or smoking (usually weed and/or cigars).

Well fellas; It's Friday. Are we having a Greek Evening tonight?

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

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raw greek

1. Unprotected homosexual sex consisting of one or more people of Greek origin.

2. The use of Greek fire as a supplemental sex toy during unprotected homosexual sex.

Person 1: Damn, Alexios is so hot in that Centurion uniform...
Person 2: Fr, I would SO let him raw greek me.

Surgeon: So it appears you have third-degree burns in your ass.
Person 2: Why did I let him raw greek me...

conquer the Greek Empire

To engage in anal sex with partner, for the first time, particularly after a long period of resistance.

After years of resistance, Trever thought this anniversary just might be his chance to finally conquer the Greek Empire.

Greek passport

To have a Greek passport is to be bisexual.

“I like that girl but I thinks she’s gay”

“Nah dude your cool she’s got a Greek passport”

Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”