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Farts that make you feel like they're putting you in a gas chamber.
Damn bro, I got mad hitler farts.
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a husband who rules the family and home as an absolute dictator. He doesn't allow his wife or children any opportunity to express themselves.
Ten years ago, some football coach who "saw the light" and "discovered" God launched an arena tour promoting the idea that husbands should turn back progress in sexual equality and "retake command of the house and family". He encouraged total dictatorial control of the house - i.e. the House Hitler.
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A post-war political figurine, often made out of chalk or cast iron, in the shape of a skunk, with Adolf Hitler's head, and the names Mussolini and Hiro Hito on the tail, with an arrow pointing to the "butthole". These skunks were often won at 1940s style carnivals.
"I was really happy to receive my Hitler Skunk for Christmas this year."
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Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.
"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."
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Variant of a dirty sanchez where a piece of fecal corn is visible. For best effect the moustache should resemble the style worn by Adolf Hitler.
She regretted feeding me those niblets after I left her with a corn hitler.
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1. A bit of a prick in a tight situation
and, by pun on the above:
2. Engaged in most any sex act involving a phallus
1. With the project deadline quickly approaching, that fucking Clutch Hitler Mike decided he'd rather make note of his colleagues' personal shortcomings than do any work.
2. I opened the kitchen door, and there was Steve, Clutch Hitler on the counter with Lauren. Last time I ever invite those two fucking rabbits over together.
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When a man gets blood on his mustache from going down on a woman on the rag.
I received a Red Hitler after going on her while she was on her period.
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