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A guy who's a total asshole who fucks his ex just for the fun of it and then leaves them in the dirt.
Girl: Why are you breaking up with me?
Jam Pascual: I already got what I want, bitch.
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Someone from Workington in West Cumbria
"Oy Marra you f*ckin jam eater"
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1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.
2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.
The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.
1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."
2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."
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The festival of a lifetime. Music, trips, friends, and fun.
What happens at Camp Jam, stays at Camp Jam
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when you have poop stuck in your butt
I have an anal jam.
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Cockney rhyming slang for the dole
This country is on its arse. Just look at all these chavs on the jam roll. Get. A. Job!
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The act of napping while specifically utilizing a 1996 Michael Jordan Space Jam blanket as a cover.
What is your plan for tonight?
After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.
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