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While your kid is sleeping, sneak into his room with your wife and start to bone down. If you can finish and yell "CARL" before he wakes up, you win.
We snuck into his room, started pounding it out, and I was like "CARRRRRL!" Then he woke up. It was awkward. And now I'm on a government list. But I got a Carl's Milkshake!
Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.
Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
A Sour Milkshake is when you jerk off onto a sad girl.
My girlfriend was depressed last night so I gave her a sour milkshake.
When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.
It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.
The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.
"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".
When your partner pisses in your pussy after creaming in it. For extra points you can stick your tongue in their pussy and wiggle it around like a blender.
Have you ever had a banana milk shake?
Omg I thought you’d never ask, last night Alvin gave me the greatest banana milkshake of my entire life time
Oh... I meant like the ice cream drink...