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Grumpy Milkshake
A hand job while the giver of the hand job is in a bad mood
My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still made a Grumpy Milkshake
When a gay Mexican Nazi zombie nuts in your eye, leaving you with pink-eye.
Guy 1: "You know man, now that I'm finally out of prison I'm going to change my ways for the better. Maybe go back to college and become a doctor."
Guy 2: "Not with that pink eye your not, what happened Frank?"
Guy 1: "Oh don't worry, that's just a souvenier from my Tijuana Milkshake."
referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.
After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.
When you "accidentally" nut your friend's Chocolate and Caramel Cream Frappuccino from Starbucks and he does not notice and downs the whole thing.
"Haha I just gave Sarah a Milwaukee Milkshake!" "Will she get pregnant from that?"
Boy goo, cum, guy goo, jizzum, little swimmers, all swallowed after a blow-job. The end result of a swallowed suck session.
Your Mom is a proper lady. She doesn't spit. She guzzled my full load of Poliwog Milkshake.
When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)
My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night