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The mommy milkers server js a great discord server with the members:Raashi,Marwa,Zoya,Haseenah,Sarah,Mary,Miko,Tyco,Raf,sexytoes,kei,Mina,Lia,Leah,Yuna,Kiyo,Mikaela,Jey,Dani,Samuel,Isiah,Minamint,Zeke,Fifi,Squishyballs and as last but not least Charlotte james.
What is your favourite discord server
I think mommy milkers serverr
The time when kids get up to the craziest things, run amok and tear the house down. Usually happens when the mother has to relieve her bladder.
Can lead to rooms being destroyed and/or infanticide.
Candice: "Omfg! I was in the bathroom for ONE MINUTE! And when I came back, the plasma TV is broken on the floor, the ADSL cable had been chewed off, my two year old is covered in body cream, there is food on the ground and the dog is spraypainted green!"
Jacques: "Sounds like your standard Mommy Pee Break. Seriously, if the house was not set on fire and your kids are still in one piece, you count yourself lucky"
Candice: "What?! You think this is funny? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I DO ALL DAY?
Jacques: "Calm down, it's okay, I'm..."
Candice: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID WITH ELAINE!"
Jacques: "Wait, what, who told you?!"
Candice: "I FUCKING SAW YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
Jacques: ...
A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Mommy Hecker is a more clean form of the word mother fucker
Me: hey dude you know about Keith that mommy hecker
Friend: yea what a mommy hecker
30th March is the day where everyone celebrates Mommy Day, and I'm not talking about your mother figure.
Male: Yooo happy Mommy Day
Hot woman: thank you
1) Un-mommied is an adjective which basically mean that your mom is done parenting you.
2) I jokingly said to my friend that she's been un-mommied when her mom cooked and ate by herself, and did not leave any for her.
3) The term pertains more to millennials and Gen Zs who are living with their parents, but their parents are done, fed-up, or just became indifferent of their situations.
1) "I'm so hungry but my mom only cooked for herself and ate alone." You've been un-mommied!
2) "There's no food in the fridge. My mom doesn't buy groceries often." You've been un-mommied!
3) "My mom just does her own thing, like she's tired of taking care of me." You've been un-mommied!