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Substitute these words for the popular sandwich condiments (ketchup and mustard) to impress and/or disgust your friends and loved ones.
Would you please pass the catshit and mouse turd, grandma?
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Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass
When the male/female orgasm mimics Mickey Mouses "ho-ho" at climax preferably during anal intercourse.
Damn girl, I would Dirty Mickey Mouse you tonight!
A sad fan fiction about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco. It's set I'm the 70's and is a very popular 'ryden (the ship name of these two dudes) fanfic.
Person 1: why are you crying?
Person 2: I just finished reading The Heart Rate Of A Mouse
Person 1: Oh I see now
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Mickey Mouse ring is a new term created by Lebron haters. Coined around the summer of 2020 by the internet it has been used to define the NBA 2020 Championship Lebron & AD and the rest of the crew won. They devalue the Championship because of the Bubble, invalidating the league.
(one of the funniest terms in basketball I ever heard lmaoooo)
“Lebrick is not top ten. This Mickey Mouse ring don’t even count shit was an AAU tourney.”
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I can see the imprint of your Mickey Mouse mattress when you bend over.
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An NBA championship a player has won that is considered to have been obtained through an unfairly easy path through the NBA Playoffs, and is thus discredited.
LeBron earned a Mickey Mouse ring in 2020. He faced an injured 35-39 Blazers team, a Rockets team with no player taller than 6"8 and an overachieving Nuggets and Heat team. Too easy!
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