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Co-opted from the first episode of television show "Daria", it refers to a common courtship ritual amongst teenagers, in chronological order. "Movie", for going to see a film; "Burger", for having a bite to eat; and "Backseat" for the sexual activities that take place in the back of a car.
"They've been going out for a while and he's been getting upset because other guys have been asking her out. And she saying she can't help it if she's attractive and popular. And besides, nobody ever said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady, he's got to do a lot more than just movie-burger-backseat, movie-burger-backseat, because there are plenty of guys with bigger backseats waiting to take her some place nice!"
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According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
These movies are these movies that don't involve much of a plot, but they have just a bunch of random sword swinging, yelling and gore. It has some chick that is not that attractive but knows how to kick ass. It is usually based on some historical event that nobody cares about, but it is more just two hours of endless testerone.
300, Gladiator, and Konan The Barbarian are your classic barbarian movies
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A car produced in limited runs from 1972-1975. Modeled after a Chevrolet G30 Beauville, built stock with a monocoque chassis and a 4.1L Inline 6 block, manual 4 speed transmission and RWD. Stock equipped with a turbo and plush interior made from suede and leathers from alligator and crocodile, as well as sheep and deer leathers. Standard package equipped with a dolby surround sound system, manual projector, and screen against the driver side pillar wall. Couch style seating for 8 across from the screen. MSRP starting ~$21,800
Interior crocodile, alligator. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.
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A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mother smoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
one of the oldest videos on earth, if you watch them to this day, you are officially lonely, so get the fuck away from me.
John: "Have you seen the new Asdf Movie-"
Jack slaps John as he says: "Fuck off."
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See frustration, blind rage, anxiety, disappointment, stress, toilet or anal discharge.
Leonard: How was work.
Marcus: Oh man, I had a Windows Movie Maker of a day.
Leonard: That bad! Come here for a hug.
Janice: Hey Bethany, do you mind if I borrow your Windows Movie maker. I really need to shit.
Bethany: Certainly Jan, be sure to flush.
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