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a woman wraps a pearl necklace around her hand and then proceeds with a well balanced hand job
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While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.
Andrew: understandable but worth it.
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the glorious culmination of ankle-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's ankles and legs. One of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.
Gary was so attracted to Jeannie's legs that he rubbed his genitals on them until he gave her a pearl anklet.
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The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
I Pearl Harbored my girlfriend last night.
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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.
Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.
The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.
This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.
Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"
"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
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A pearl girl is someone that uses Tampax Pearl tampons.
Are you a pearl girl? or, I heard that she's a pearl girl.
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Are you a pearl girl? Pearl girls originate from the meaning of pearl tampon. Anyone who uses pearl, male, female, or shemale, is associated as a pearl girl.
Pearl tampons aka the best fucking excuse to have your period in.
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