when you take a dump on a pony's chest and run away
it was pony time just now
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When you're fucking you're boyfriend, and you begin to smack his ass in a passionate way.
Dude, I was fucking my Boyf last night. I gave him the 'smack the pony'
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The cruel and unusual punishment given to the one you love. It involves taking someones arm and putting it under the other persons legs, going around their crotch and pulling up on the other side until you reach the breaking point.
It's a very funny sight. A great way to embarrass your child in front of friends, relatives, Rabbis and grocery shoppers.
I love Bob, that is why I gave him a pony-ride.
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a guy with red hair who enjoys ponys while being naked and also likes pony bongs*
* see: pony bongs
goddamn james is such a pony boy
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Term used to describe headphones by those of a draconic nature.
I want to listen to some music, where's the head ponies?
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When a Female partner has 1 or more earings in each ear, and before engaging in sexual intercourse fashioning reins out of string or leather strips. Then once the reins are created you mount her from behind and yell stop 1 and engage in the mail delivery across the west.
Hey Black Beauty/Hildalgo i need to deliver a package via pony express. Turn around and let me show you the wild west. Gidde Up its time for The Pony Express
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where someone most likely pony boys pack weed into the ass of a pony and suck the the penis of the pony while suckin to smoke weed
goddamn that pony boy can take take that pony bong
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