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A talking piece of poo who says: "Howdy Ho! Ho! Ho!" , as seen on South Park (those guys are so smart).
If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.
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When ur gettin head or having sex and u pull out and skeet on her mouth. Leaving her chin white and dripping
Tasha didn't let me skeet in her mouth so she closed it and I santa claused her face
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While pile driving a girl in the ass, you pull out her tampon and whip her back and yell "Go Dasher and Dancer".
I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!
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Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.
I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?
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Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter
That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa
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when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.
Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man
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When you skeet in a guy's beard.
It was Christmas Eve, so I thought it would be fitting to give this guy a Santa Beard.
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