pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

color sheet bombed

when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.

"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."