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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.

John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.

by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021


Lint Spider

When lint falls out off your asscrack

โ€œJerry had lint spiders all up in him crackโ€

by Papertowelroll February 4, 2021


mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 25, 2018


Spider Elf

A super sugar obsessed person most likely an elf . and often is a spider man fan who pretends to be him but gets to much into the role. and ALWAYS A DUMBAS*

joey: STOP EATING ALL MY SNACKS SPIDER ELF OMG!
elf: lol no....

elf got dropkicked to the face lol and got called a snack stealer

by JOEY PEACHES IS #1 March 12, 2022


Spider Rape

Spider Rape is when a spider, is harrasing a human in a chain of acts. Mostly the female side of the human body?

Spider Rape is very common on islands like Austrailia, Denmark, Japan, Liechstenstein and some others.
The act spider rape occurs because of the following:
A: A spider is has ben set loose by a crazy maniac.
B: A spider has been killed. (Wich leads to a vendetta performed by fanatics in spider costumes)
C: Microsoft sells a computer.

1. Spider rape is bad! "Arnold from California"
2. MARYYY, get mah gun! There are spiders doing spider rape on the corn field!
3. Spiderman, nuff said. Kirsten is being raped.

by BobProductions August 2, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wall Spider

the act of splattering feces from your hole in the shape of a King Kong Spider on the wall of a bar, club, or any other social setting while no one is looking.

Where's Resnick?

ohh hes in the corner dancing with... Hold up, hes playing with that Wall Spider.

by Levinsuck March 2, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt Spiders

A form of diarrhea in which you crap liquid crap containing spiders (living or dead.) of no certain species.

also spelled buttspiders

Tanner: Dude who in this house is crapping spiders!?

Ryan: Yeah, whoever it is, get out! We don't want you giving us Buttspiders!

Nick: Well it's not me! I know I don't have Butt Spiders.

by .Tanner Linares. January 3, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž