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When you are about to sit down on the toilet, but the shit shoots out before you can sit down.
Usually diarrhea.
Rarely the cause of clotes.
I was about to have a nice poop, but I had surprise shit so I couldn’t enjoy it.
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when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race
Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.
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Telling a girl you aren’t ready yet and then pulling her close and blowing your load on her face as you call her your cum slut
Aodhan: Hey man are you free tomorrow to chill
Austin: Naw man, I have to go give Esther the ol Bulgarian Surprise
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A wake up call that involves evacuating bodily gasses in the face of sleeping partner, while shouting "Guten Morgen".
I totally gave that bitch a German Surprise this morning as she wouldn't make my damn sammich last night!
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When a woman is giving a dude a blowjob, but she's not doing it very well, so he yanks it out of her mouth, bends in half, and sucks himself off right in front of her.
Monica Lewinski was really upset when she was blowing Bill Clinton and he got impatient and showed her the Nantucket Surprise! Cigar smoker alright ... and I heard he DID "inhale".
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A jokingly term used to describe "Rape" in Adult Japanese Animation Anime i.e. Hentai Manga Doujinshi etc.
A women opens door to her bedroom
a man is on her bed smiling
he grabs her and begins having his way with her
And says surprise sex time!
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The act of secretly filling your anus with chocolate syrup and plugging your butt with a strawberry. When this is done, the surpriser tells their partner that they have a surprise for them. The surpriser then proceeds to excrete the chocolate and strawberry into their lovers mouth.
"I gave my girl a strawberry surprise last night. Bitch loved it."
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