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You're a wild man

A statement that can be made to any man at any point in his life or career. From 18 to 80 every man wants to believe that he is barely walking on the edge of acceptable behavior.

Must be said in an awed or exuberant fashion. (a woman can say it in any manner except contempt and it will always work) Can be used to toadie or attempt to extract a favor due to their heightened sense of danger.

Boss: Jenkins I just closed the ACME account, I want you to get to work on it.

Jenkins: Yes sir, You're a wild man.

Boss: (smiles, straightens tie and considers Jenkins his most perceptive employee)

Spike: I just made a prudent purchase of blue chip stocks.

Mike: You're a wild man, we should go get some drinks.

Joe: I thought we might go to a movie after dinner.

Jenna: You're a wild man.

by dugefrsh February 19, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banging Ape Wild

An adjective describing something that is so mindbogglingly cool and or shocking that there is no combination of words in any language that can sum it up other than the phrase now being defined.

Man, that party was banging ape wild. I saw two girls get so drunk that they slit each others throats and then used the blood as lubricant for multiple sexual activities.

by Troubbble March 25, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wild West Mister

The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.

Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?

Man: Well, sort of.

Bro: What do you mean?

Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.

by Smiz Tang December 2, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


squirrels gone wild

www.squirrelsgonewild.net mikey adam joe santino and chris the youngest rock band in tampa and they are pretty good they do alot of old stuff the beatles the doors and some new junk like green day check them out or if you live in florida go to their shows!!!!

omg i just got back from a squirrels gone wild gig and i almost colapsed because of the hottness eminating from certain persons on stage ^.^

by invader boo April 10, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chad WIld Clay

Enormously popular YouTube personality who has attracted the attention of more than 12 million subscribers by publishing fictional videos about Project Zorgo, diss tracks towards fellow YouTubers, YouTube impressions and parodies, as well as parody songs.

He launched his YouTube channel in March of 2006. His oldest archived video was published in September of 2010 and called "iPhone Proposal in Movie Theater."

me:HOW DO I EXPLAIN CHAD WILD CLAY

by Gamer Playz December 13, 2020

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boys gone wild

A parody of Girls Gone Wild when men flash their chests in front of the girls.

On Boys Gone Wild, the ladies love to see men flashing their man boobs.

by J May 4, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž