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mickey mouse bullshit

its a addition to the word shit,
when something sucks worse than shit.

ya know what, im sick and tired of your mickey mouse bullshit.
What kind of mickey mouse bullshit is this?

by Robert Parker December 25, 2003

87πŸ‘ 65πŸ‘Ž


kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


chin-scratcher bullshit

Being purposefully over-arty.

Fuck all this chin-scratcher bullshit, let's get outta this goddamn art gallery and get some beer

by useful idiot January 4, 2005

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hubba Bubba Bullshit

A word that is used to describe something above bullshit

"That noobtube was hubba bubba bullshit"
"That kid using juggernaut is hubba bubba bullshit"

by Pimpin Pic May 14, 2008

16πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Class Action Bullshit

When an individual states something that is so conclusively incorrect that the said individual would be subject to prosecution in a court of law.

*Tom minding his business enjoying his drink from McDonald's*
*Karren proudly replaces his plastic straw with a metal one*
Karren: I can't believe that you can just smugly stand there while you actively pollute our environment with plastic waste. I at least have the common courtesy to save the turtles. I, a proud white lesbian demi girl of color, stand tall against such heinous acts.

Tom: Karren... thats some Class Action Bullshit right there.
*Karren is aggressively detained by police, and then is subsequently sentenced to death*

by ghost561 September 25, 2019


Bullshitting Vs Lying

The Bullshitter is indifferent toward truth and falsity.
The Ordinary liar is concerned with truth-values

-Lying and Insincerity by Andreas Stokke

Bullshitting Vs Lying
John: "And then the Romans went and sacked all these cities probably"
Sara: "Yeah probably"

Bob: "Yeah then Harry ate my dog"
Ryan: "Oh damn I believe you"

by UglyBuckle November 3, 2020


The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 14, 2022