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In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
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I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
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Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy
John: “fuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: “what how”
John: “you know why”
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When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.
"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."
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When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.
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Jay told Raymond to stop pissing and moaning and to help carry the carcass inside.
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The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
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