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When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
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Breaking the Third wall is when a character acknowledges directly or indirectly that they are in a movie, tv show, comic book, book. (Ex: a manga character says “This situation is insane! It’s not like we’re in a manga or something!)
That character seriously just started breaking the third wall!
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When someone receives roses someone that they don't like anymore and they don't want them so they give it to you instead.
Person 1:who gave you those roses?
Person 2: oh I got it through a third party rose
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An exclusive group of individuals which have engaged in intimate encounters with strangers while on board a passenger train, most commonly in the bathroom compartment of the train; similar to the Mile High Club.
Gloria met a very special gentlemen on board the 4:15 Amtrak from Penn Station to Providence last month, and she was delighted to have joined the Third Rail Club with him. He still hasn't called.
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This is when you are fingering a woman and when you pull out for finger you make her taste your finger, you then proceed to finger her, and pull your fingers out and make her taste it for a second time. On the third time when you stop fingering her and secretly put your fingers in your own butthole and make her taste it. It was third times a charm.
That girl didn’t even see it coming, I gave her the “third times a charm”.
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A sign of rejection that is experienced when one person calls another's cell phone and they can hear the phone ring two to three times before the callee's voice mail begins. It is indicative of the callee not wanting to speak to the caller. Had the callee's phone been off, the voice mail would have picked up immediately. More rings would indicate the callee missed the call.
Billy knew that the girl he met the other night wanted nothing to do with him because when he called her for the first time he was third-ring-voicemailed.
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Ghandi's ambidextrous third nipple. It was always hidden by the cloth he wore around himself. At first you might not be able to recognize the third nipple, but it is there. The third nipple is worshiped and loved by all.
Ghandi's third nipple is our savior. All hail ghandi's third nipple! Chuck Noll loved ghandi's third nipple and cherished it like a brother.
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