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when ur giving road head and you hit a bump in the road and choke on a penis by way of deep throating
Boyfriend: road head?
Girlfriend: i dont wanna have a deep throat death
Boyfriend: ok i'lll go park somewhere
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Also known as a vocal cord scrape. The operation to remove congealed jizz from the throats of raving homosexuals. Named after the famous modern artist who has had several such operations.
That little cunt doesn't sound so much like a drag queen after he had Briggsy's throat operation.
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(n): A bumpy, itchy, fungus that forms in the back of throat as a result from sucking dick like it was a televised sport.
Yo Mama has Athlete's Throat.
Advice: Careful passing mama joke notes using this gem. It got two office coworkers kicked out of the meeting for uncontrollable laughter. With great mama jokes, comes great responsibility.
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Throat neck is a shot out tire technician's definition of a throat.
Throat neck is most likely a prison term.
Allston - "Split the tip or ill karate chop you".
Dan- "Damn dude, take the tip, just dont chop me in my throat neck".
AJ- "If i get hit with a hot fart at 3+MPH again, ill chop you both in the throat neck. 88".
Bobby- "235/65/15, 235/65/15, 235/65/15........."
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after consuming spicy food and you go to take a duke, and your asshole is sore afterwords.
Man that food gave me one hell of a Mexican sore throat.
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Wanting a beautiful person to fuck you
Lauren Juaregi, step on my throat!
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1: Keywords I search for most often the rare times I watch porn. Just wanted to let Joe know.
2: Fellatio that isn't optional.
3: Keep my head against a wall, please.
I imagine forced deep throat would be more satisfying if my head was against a wall.