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to put one's penis into a book, close it, and proceed to fuck it.
johnny book fucked the art history text book.
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A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.
"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"
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the act of updating your Facebook status while intoxicated about your steps of intoxication. Usually followed by a hangover and mass deletion of fore-mentioned updates. See also: regret, drunk-texting, drunk dialing, liver failure, and Erin Miller
Damn, I was so wasted, when I was Drunk-booking, I put as my status that I like to sleep with donkeys
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What someone pretends to do shortly before dangerous activity, eg heavy drinking or a drug session.
Man talking into hand: "Hello, I'd like to book an ambulance... yes, 10 o'clock please..."
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The position when one penetrates a woman's anus while slithering and making slurping sounds.
Person one: do you want to go to the library and read this book.
Person two: No but I want to go to your mom's house and Rita Book.
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One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.
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The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.
I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
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