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When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake
I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!
A term for a woman with a little "more to love", used by Pete Holmes in his Somebody Loves Your Body monologue. A thicker milkshake is someone with a little bit extra on her, but not so much as to look overly fat or unattractive. Can be used in place of thicc or curvy, though each have slightly different meanings.
"My friend Sara has got a great body, she's what I call a thicker milkshake; I love a thicker milkshake! That's just more milkshake!"
To put one's legs behind their head and masturbate until they ejaculate into their own mouth.
"Man, I can't get any girls tonight."
"Looks like you're in for a self milkshake tonight!"
A blow job in which the person receiving the blow job is Dark Complexion.
I had the best chocolate Milkshake last night
Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.
Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.
When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.
I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.