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Road head is sucking a guy off while he's driving. Hazards include decreased concentration in recipient of said blowjob, risk of sticky white stain on pants if your girl isn't a swallower, and of course getting caught by a cop
—Unofficial Guide to Giving Road Head—
Road head is awesome. The adrenaline rush of flying down the road with a dick down your throat is addicting. You just have to trust your man's driving ability.
Build up to it properly. Maybe he likes you to tease him first, or maybe it turns him on if you just attack him; road head is not about you, it's about him. Yeah, give this definition a big thumbs down if you think that's sexist, but I'm a girl and I take pride in giving great blowjobs, and giving great blowjobs means doing what he likes.
Wet your mouth. I don't care if the only thing in your vehicle is a three-day-old can of Dr Pepper, chug that bitch. Work up some spit in your mouth, get on your knees in the seat, and go for the D.
DO NOT use teeth. Keep in mind that the owner of this dick is driving the car you're riding in. Make it the best blowjob ever. If you're good at it, a blowjob is better for him than sex. So look your hottest, suck him till he cums and swallow it. Nothing good ever came of spitting, and anyway cum is a great source of protein!
Follow this guide and I guarantee you your man will never fuck your pussy again, he'll like your tongue too much
My boyfriend plays Backroad by Corey Smith in his truck when he's in the mood, so I curl up in the seat with my head in his lap, pull out his huge dick and suck it like it was the last blowjob of my life. He scratches my back, pulls my hair and slaps my ass because he knows what I like. After he cums down my throat, he pulls me up to him and kisses me, and says "damn baby, that was the best road head ever! I almost said the L word!"
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someone who loses their temper easily
Be careful what you tell Phil because he could be hot headed sometimes.
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A person with a high hairline at the top of their head, extending their forehead 3 numbers up. (Five head, Six head, Then Seven head.)
Ew gross, look at that guy he's a freakin' 7 head!
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People that annoy, anger or frustrate you at school during playtime. This new phrase is highly adaptable and can be used in any irritating situation.
Joe is a Smackey Head for taking away my toy truck.
It’s Monday and Sarah is being a Smackey Head again.
That’s my Transformer you Smackey Head!
Come back here you Smackey Head!
A stoner who enjoys listening to classical music when high.
"Man, that Concerto for Harpsichord in G Minor is so fucking core. Dig it."
"Dude, you're such a Bach-head."
Dudes in a gym who sweat profusely all over the equipment without wipping it down afterwards. Other signs are very small/tight clothing, annoying loud grunts, and intense stares at other people working out around them.
Most hawk heads look like "Foghorn Leghorn."
Someone that looks normal at first glance and appears to be a fully functioning human being, but in fact suffers from a severe mental illness or retardation.
Insinuates that the inside of someones head is like an unsolved puzzle and does not function correctly.
-Shit! that guy is petting that ladies dog WAY TOO HARD! whats his deal?
-Puzzle head bro, doesn't even know its a dog"