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When a girl is doing a head stand and you are standing over her drilling her in the ass. The idea is to fuck her until shit (oil) starts shooting out like an oil drill.
It took me forever to clean up after the Pakistani Oil Drill
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like it was put below me, an old alias of one of the rappers in a great band D12. his newer alias was Derty harry, Proof is a great rapper and he is the FOUNDER OF D12 a lot of people think eminem started it because he has the most money n he is more famous than possibly all of the rest of dirty dozen together but ask anyone who nows n e thing bout rap... D12 was started by proof,
.:.Proof, May you rest in peace, Have a safe trip back home man.:.
The founder of D12 Was gunned down trageccally after a confretation at a club along the strip of 8 mile road were Proof, pulled a gun and shot a man in the head and then was shot at 4 times by the mans cousin. one of the bullets penetrated oil can harrys head and killed him he wass pronounced dead at the hospital around 4:45 am on april 11 2006... prayers go out to your wife and 3 kids
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Putting ones penis into someones butt while they push out liquid shit. The same as a whack a mole only the recipient has diarrhea.
Diarrhea went everywhere when I tried the alabama oil rig.
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The act of having anal sex with a guy or girl and having fecal matter and lube blow back onto yourself. Resembles when you strike oil.
Nothin will make you vomit like a Texas Oil Well.
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When having intercorse, lift her up and hold her in air.(still in her) Then have another male give it to her in the back door.(still holding her up)Then have another male get on the first males sholders. Have her suck the one on top.
I was walking my dog, when little sally walked by. I ripped off her clothes. As I did this, Bob and Old man Johnson jumped in to make it a surburban oil rig.
GNARLY!!!
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To stay up all night working. Apparently some drop the "the", though this must be rare.
Man Bob, you must have really burned the midnight oil on this one!
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Cramming as many olives in your partners butthole (brimming full) and then have anal, use a dildo, or a strap on and peg your partner until the fruits of your labor (destroyed olives, the juice from the olives , and sex juices) starts rushing or gushing out.
Jason and his wife went on a European vacation and while on their Mediterranean cruise his wife exclaimes while holding a massive jar of olives in one hand and a strap on in the other “let’s make some olive oil!!!!”. Jason loves making Olive oil !
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