1. The feeling you get when a girl totally screws up your night.
2. When simple words aren't enough to describe how fed up you are with your girlfriend or a random chick.
Guy: "Hey Brad, some girl just threw up on your couch in the other room"
Brad: "Dammit! Okay, that's it, this chick is toast!!
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to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious
ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah
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The act of dropping toast onto the floor, picking it back up and finding a big fat black pube on it.
Famously referred to in the funniest youtube videos made by Mr doodle burger, the maddest cunt alive
"want some toast"
"no dont make her eat Pube Toast"
"ewww thats disgusting"
"come on geny you've had worse things in your mouth"
"fuck of dad"
Pube Toast
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The act of being super stoned in a theme park on the crippy weed and eating burnt toast with out anything to drink.
" I got totally shit toasted at Universal. " man I could have used a Coke Zero.
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the phrase used by marv in northen england to describe sumfin being shit as in bad shit not poo
that nite out was gash on toast like
this work is proper gash on toast like
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Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
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A jew that has been burned in the oven after being covered with butter. Popular variations are Jew french toast and Jew grilled cheese.
Random German Guy #1: How the jew burnin goin?
Random German Guy #2: Great, The other day i made a Jew Toast
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