Person1: OMG i just got a new job!
Person2: Well, what is it?
Person1: Im a tongue taster!
Person2: ...
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Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.
I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.
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An insult that Sandy used against SpongeBob. While arguing about which is better: land or sea creatures. In the episode Pressure.
Sandy: Tongue chewer!
SpongeBob: *gasps* Take that back you...Not wet person.
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hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.
I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.
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The human tongue becoming difficult to operate due to the presence of a sticky substance within the mouth.
Camel Tongue: Eating too much rich chocolate in one bite causing a smacking sound when one tries to open and shut his or her mouth.
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Intense exercise of the tongue requiring much practice
Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!! I'm still nowhere near as good as you yet though
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When a girl gives too many Blowjobs in one day and her tongue goes Pink!
Wow Lisa gave 5 today, she has a well Pink Tongue!
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