gay train

A minimum of three men lined up, each man has their dong inserted into the man standing in front of hims anus with hands on his hips. The man at the back of the train must be black, and the man at the front must have a totally flaccid dong whilst swirling it in a helicopter type motion.

Eugene: "Holy shit look at those fagot's flying down that really steep hill on roller skates with their dicks in each others asses in a train like motion"

Stavros: "That my friend is a gay train express, a special form of the gay train"

Eugene: "I wish i could be in a gay train express"

Stavros: "Me too"

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Steam Train

What you have to board when you've bought too many games, and now you gotta to play them all.

Dan: HE BOUGHT TOO MANY GAMES!
Ross: Now we gotta play them all...
Dan: SO ALL ABOURD THE STEAM TRAIN!

Both: Choo choo!

Arin: Stick 'em up, this is a robbery!

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Reverse Train

The opposite of "running train", whereas multiple women have sex with one man. This is different from a threesome (or more than three people) because it is not having sex with multiple women at one time, but having sex with one right after another.

I ran reverse train on Princess Zelda, Queen Zora Bitch, and Midna.

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Training Clutch

The clutch on a manual transmission that is inevitably worn out well before it should be by the inexperienced driver who operates it. This is normally the first clutch that the driver will have ever operated, however, in some cases drivers (female) will go through two or even three clutches before either learning proper operation of the vehicle or scurrying back to an automatic transmission.

The three key bad habits of a person operating a training clutch are as follows:
1. Using the clutch and gas pedal on a hill instead of the center pedal.
2. Excessive use of the clutch while starting in 1st gear or shifting gears. This action causes the engine to rev high (4000rpm) until the clutch is released to the engine bogging at a low RPM.
3. Releasing the clutch too quickly causing the vehicle to stall.

Stopped on a hill at a red light Bob turns to Chris and says "Hey man, why is your engine wound out to 4000RPM?"
Chris replies "Dude, I'm riding the clutch so we don't roll backwards!"
Bob can't believe his ears and blurts out "Woah, Training Clutch!"

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freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.

OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!

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Running trains

When a bitch has had multiple dicks run through her over a short space of time.
In the ass, or the vagina

Niggas been running trains through that bitch. CHOO CHOO

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Freight Trained

When an unsuspecting animal dog,cat,deer or other, runs out into a street or highway. The said animal running with tunnel vision of only the other side of the road, gets hammered by the car/truck never seeing it coming. The animal usually get killed or severly injured to the point it wishes it was dead. Damage usually is done to the car/truck and there is always a large bang/yelping noise,with much blood and gore.

dude 1 : Did you see that dog that running around?

dude 2 : Yeah, that mother fucker just ran out into the street and got freight trained by an explorer. It was EPIC!

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