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someone who has read the twilight series
A: "I just read twilight the other day..."
B: "You're a virgin too?"
A: "Yeah I'm a twilight virgin..uuDUUUUUUH"
B: "But you're already 29...."
A: "wayne...."
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Twilighters Anonymous is the most comprehensive Twilight Fan website in the whole world. The Forum, Gallery and NewsBlog are the absolute best! The members and moderators rock too!
I joined Twilighters Anonymous because I am totally addicted to Twilight.
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A novel by an up and coming authoress by the name of Kiersten Renee Nichols. It is the story of how a young girl, who is one of the last remaining descendants of the Atlanteans, must embark on an epic journey to defeat an age-old foe called the Twilight Dragon.
It was published in June 2009.
"After hundreds of centuries, the darkness coalesced into one malevolent being... The Twilight Dragon."
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A pretty kick-ass series.
With the exception of "vegetarian" vampires. And "over-protecive, controlling"
boyfriend.
Oh and don't forget the "normal" he falls in love with.
Twilight
Over-protective Vampire- No. You will not see him again. You'll get hurt!
"Normal" Girl- No I won't! *stomps foot*
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A group of enthusiastic moms who have proclaimed their love for Twilight, and all things Twilight related. Also known as MILB. (Mothers I'd like to Bite)
The Twilight Moms rule the world.
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The vision you have after someone ejaculates in your eyes, looking through the lens of semen.
Through the Milky twilight, she struggled to find a towel on the bedroom floor.
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At first started as books but now movies, Edward Cullen is a vampire (sparkles in the light; can hear peoples thoughts) who falls in love with a human girl (Bella Swan).
Girl you wanna watch the Twilight Saga tonight?
Girl you know it I want me some vampire romance!!!